the-nerou:

solihan:

DO NOT INJURE THE VEHICLE. {‘laughs, tipping forward as if he’s about to fall before he straightens up again, spinning around} Wheee.

I’M ABOUT TO CRASH THE VEHICLE…idiot. /She shakes her head with a grin, resting her chin on the top of your head./ Oh hey…this is actually kinda nice. No wonder you guys do it. Anyway, let’s get the jolly ranchers and we can go watch the movieeeee.

NOOOOO. {‘looks around before he spots the said item, grabbing it off the shelf and trotting to the register} Yes, your majesty. Any other requests?

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