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solihan:

{‘flails his arms before thumps you on the back} DON’T DIE ON ME!!!

[‘dramatically flails forward and falls to the ground, groaning loudly] I’m going to be dead before I reach my 22nd birthday…tell my mother I love her! Give my kitten a kiss on the cheek for me, she always loves those…oh and clean her litter box, it’s been stinking up my house! 

No, I’m sorry please don’t di– kitten? {‘perks up, suddenly interested} If you die I’ll take care of your kitty. {'pats your arm}

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