the-nerou:

solihan:

{‘tries not to laugh as he imagines you crashing into innocent bystanders and shakes his head} I don’t want to know how much havoc we’d wreak if we both went together.

/She notices you stifling your laughter and sticks her tongue out, walking over to you./ It’s not my fault. Apparently you’re supposed to do this thing where you press on the tip of the skate to stop but I just end up faceplanting,… Anyway, I think I’m done here!

Oh– did you get hurt? Poor baby. {‘walks over to the cash register with the box in his arms and sets it down before he takes out his wallet, shaking his head} Yup. We’re definitely not ice skating anytime soon. Or rollerblading.

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