revxur:

solihan:

{‘pinches your cheek} I’m not going to buy you ponies or guns. Just saying.

/nods happily; Appa! I’m getting married! I need you to walk me down and send me off to my husband!

….WHO IS THIS BOY. HOW OLD IS HE HOW TALL IS HE WHAT’S HIS OCCUPATION WHAT DOES HE CALL YOU DOES HE TOUCH YOU INAPPROPRIATELY HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN HIM WHEN WILL I MEET HIM—

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